The galaxy stretches before you...
On behalf of the Megadodo Publication Corporation of Ursa Minor, we would like to welcome you to your reading of that wholly-remarkable book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

As you begin your journey, please check that you have the following:

~a towel
~your copy of the Guide
~30 Altarian dollars (or the equivalent in the form of currency you prefer)
~a completed copy of the "Anticipation Guide" for the book

[Note: For those of you formerly of the planet Earth, it might also give you some consolation to bring your digital watch although, as you will find while traveling in space, time is relative and your digital watch is nothing more than a glorified security blanket. Let's face it, Earth time and technology mean nothing whatsoever...]

Now sit back, turn on your "thumb," and let the wonders of the galaxy unfold for you amid our "pages."

(P.S. It is recommended that you reach the end of page 75 by Monday.)

(P.P.S. Also, all postings to this blog accrue extra credit, and while not as useful as Altarian dollars for traveling the galaxy, you might find this currency has some value on certain planets in certain classrooms. Postings are to be done at the poster's own risk for the management cannot assume responsibility for any damages; disappearances--temporary or otherwise; transformations--temporary or otherwise; technical difficulties; nor other highly probable or improbable occurrences that may occur during your reading, writing, or discussion of the Guide and its significance. Thank you and have a nice day.)

(P.P.P.S. Despite what our lawyers might say, just remember: DON'T PANIC.)