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Deformed Finger | ||
Hal Sirowitz | ||
Don't stick your finger in the ketchup bottle, | ||
Mother said. It might get stuck, & | ||
then you'll have to wait for your father | ||
to get home to pull it out. He | ||
won't be happy to find a dirty fingernail | ||
squirming in the ketchup that he's going to use | ||
on his hamburger. He'll yank it out so hard | ||
that for the rest of your life you won't | ||
be able to wear a ring on that finger. | ||
And if you ever get a girlfriend, & | ||
you hold hands, she's bound to ask you | ||
why one of your fingers is deformed, | ||
& you'll be obligated to tell her how | ||
you didn't listen to your mother, & | ||
insisted on playing with a ketchup bottle, | ||
& she'll get to thinking, he probably won't | ||
listen to me either, & she'll push your hand | ||
away. | ||
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